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The chronicals of Sven and Bandini

    1. primer for st fante | Chapter 1, wherein I seen what I saw. Skinwalkers, conjured by a cigar at the Cork and Bottle liquor store down in Cortez.
    2. dirt ghosts or mudpuppets | Chapter 2, in which heads full of Robitussin reverberating “B-O-B-O-K” conjur Naughty Monkey. Or was it the other way around?
    3. slaughterhouse sojourn | Chapter 3, when Sven and Uncle Dave rode Doom Buggy to a lysergic peak. Then Naughty Monkey came on.
    4. quiet time with uncle dave | Chapter 4, prognostication on a cold night in Pueblo.
    5. visitors welcome | Chapter 5, good fuckin’ times for the lower tax brackets.
    6. rumors from the bardo | Chapter 6, wherein Sven and Uncle Dave splashed out a bit of Mickey’s for Joe, in the Mud Creek graveyard up offa highway six-sixty-six.
    7. no country for assholes | Chapter 7, a magical southwest summer with a coupla dramamine jackals.
    8. bean hooch | Chapter 8, puzzels the antioxident benefits and mass market appeal of Tex-Mex mixology.
    9. big head toad and the hemorrhoids | Chapter 9, which you may find funny, but it’s snot. Toad snot.
    10. givin it back | Chapter 10, essential Colorado bands. We’re talkin’ Warlock Pinchers, Slim Cessna, Bright Channel, Apples In Stereo, Six Months To Live …
    11. payin it sideways | Chapter 11, with the Ouija board at the ready, Sven and Uncle Dave got down to business as a meteor split the summer sky.
    12. vacuums greatest hits | Chapter 12, I recall that Phish show at Red Rocks when Trey played the vacuum like a reverse supernova. Damn band hippie shit, but phwoaa…
    13. a good hard blistering | Chapter 13, was a close call. Lotta blood. Like that time at Lake Powell. Aloe vera and polysporin weren’t gonna cut it, but no infection. Yet.
    14. uncle dave recollects | Chapter 14, didn’t taste like chicken, that’s for damn sure. And then the next thing you know…
    15. fuck them coyotes | Chapter 15, wherein Uncle Dave almost died, thanks to a half liter of pinto shine and some footprints in the Mud Creek dust.
    16. fuck them crows too | Chapter 16, when they seen it was Uncle Dave and Sven they all just sat back down… “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
    17. scarecrow square dance | Chapter 17, in which Sven got out his phone and pulled up the last photo, the closest one, and handed it to Uncle Dave.
    18. agenda item number one | Chapter 18, wherein Pearl serves up some down home pie, but all Sven can think of is platinum tips and ice cream.
    19. jesus of del rio | Chapter 19, when back in Lamesa, the factory came and they learned to speak like crows. It was 6:56 PM on the edge of the field…
    20. hexodus | Chapter 20, in which Sven and Uncle Dave welcome Neil Michael Hagerty to Mud Creek.

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